Cheated

Reading in the dining hall from after lunch til 10 pm and only getting 3 weeks done .... Cheated
Anticipating a really yummy Christmas dinner and getting shitter than normal food .... Cheated
Coming back to the apartment lured by cards and drinking .... Cheated
Listening to other people drinking upstairs and making me grumpy (and also no invite!) .... Cheated
Actually don't have any reason to be but feel .... Cheated.

Oh well, end with corny X-mas cracker joke, Why shouldn't you play in the jungle?

Because there are cheatahs...