Happy People = Good Things

I love how my high school friends still teach me important(?) things.

Headline 1: 'Sex pest' seal attacks penguin
A seal who has obviously not been getting some was seen squashing a penguin of undetermined sex and thrusting upon the poor creature for 45 minutes in an unsuccessful attempt to mate. It is the first documented incident of cross-species rape although it is quite common for animals to coerce females into sex.

Conclusion: It seems that aggressive (and disloyal, if you read the whole article) male animals are more prone to raping. Aiyer.

Headline 2: Japan worker in 780,000 porn hits
A local council employee in Japan was demoted after he sent his computer in to fix a virus and, upon checking his browser history, it appeared that he had accessed over 750,000 pornographic websites in 9 months. His addiction was at its peak in July when he surfed for porn over 177,000 times during office hours. That means:

• almost 10 000 pages a day
• more than 20 pages each minute at his desk

Conclusion: Unmonitored employees with high speed connection can be up to naughty things. Eeee...

There you go. Men seem to be up to no good when they are just not getting any. Therefore, i implore all loyal girlfriends (or boyfriends, whatever floats your boat). Make sure your men are getting some! Sexually frustrated males go around raping poor penguins or surfing for porn at work. Oh my. Too much!
Happy people = Good things

The moral of the story is, all you need is love.