Picture kindly commandeered from the page containing the article. Thanks to The Age!
So if you're gonna have a kid, try and aim for a female. Why? Because boys may become obsolete! With our capacity to breastfeed and shoot whole humans out of our nether regions, women just seem to be better equipped for this going-it-out-on-our-own thing!
Well, that's all well and good. (a little like the movie Children of Men, which one must watch as a fan of the extremely hunky Clive Owen. Maybe i should start a Clive Owen for James Bond petition)
Personally though, i see more than a few incentives to keeping the men around. Gawd, who would change the lightbulbs and tune up the car motors?
Hahaha.. Oh. And sex. ;)
To the women, love your man but don't worry if he leaves you because biologically he's useless. (soon)
To the men, i hope you appreciate that we still love you although you're redundant. =)
And it's our God-forsaken right to be love, loved, love, loved, love.
~Jason Mraz, I'm Yours
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