Malaysian Masculinity Moderately Mighty

Okay, i read this and thought, SO GOING ON THE BLOG.

The article in it's entirety: Malaysians Not So Hot in Bedroom


The highlights:

• Two out of three Malaysian men and three out of four women are not satisfied with their sex lives
• Malaysians are ranked sixth among 13 countries but, if it’s any consolation, Singaporeans fared worse. They are in eighth spot.
• India topped the list with 70% of the respondents saying they were satisfied with their sex lives while Japan reported the lowest sexual satisfaction rate at 10%
  

“The survey links the level of erection hardness to sexual satisfaction for men.” said Dr King during a roundtable discussion at a hotel here yesterday.
The level of erection hardness is measured in a scale of one to four using the Erection Hardness Score (EHS) developed by the European Association of Urology.
“Level one is like tofu where the male organ is large but not hard, level two is similar to a peeled banana where it’s not hard enough for penetration, level three is like an unpeeled banana where it’s hard enough for penetration but not completely, and level four is similar to a cucumber where it’s completely hard and fully rigid,” explained Dr King.

• 40% of Malaysian men reported that they experienced erection below grade four
• “We found that greater sexual satisfaction is strongly associated with greater satisfaction with life overall. Generally, men and women who are highly satisfied with their sex life have a more positive outlook on their relationships and life.

Points to Ponder:

What? India has better sex than we do? Well, Aaron's justification was that there are more people and less things to do. So, do the people? The great sex and crap sex will eventually average out.

Japan seems a sexually dissatisfied bunch. Maybe they set their standards too high. All that kinky hentai gotta leave you wanting...

Ha ha. Take that, Singapore!

There is an ERECTION HARDNESS SCORE!?!?! Okay, i find that hilarious. Especially in the use of foodstuff for descriptions. "Oh, darn. Today's a tofu day... Worse than yesterday's Peeled Banana. When can i get a CUCUMBER? I guess i should work past Unpeeled Banana first."

Also, why is there no Lubrication Score? Discriminatory!! Sexist!!

40% of Malaysian men are below grade 4. Malaysian male readers, take comfort in knowing you're not alone.

And finally, happy person = great sex! So be happy and you shall reap your reward.

But what if good sex makes you happy, and you can't have good sex til you're happy.. and you can't be happy until you have good sex.. and... Argh! Chicken and egg!!