Sunday, March 04, 2007

Farking Apartment Armageddon

AAAAAAAARRRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
FARK FARK FARK FARK FARK
my apartment's falling apart! and the farkers don't want to fix it.
The shower is dripping - and i can hear the bloody drip drip drip in my bed
The sliding door of my wardrobe just got stuck - so i can't get to half my clothes
The air cond still doesn't work. STILL!
The bloody toilet flush won't stop flushing unless i jiggle with it.
The coffee table still has a broken rack.
The wall light won't farking work.
The TV has shit reception. And it's midget sized anyway.
The freezer door won't close cos it's iced over.
Fark fark FARK!
It's times like these you rely very heavily on waning patience.
I stress the WANING.
and i pay $454 a week for what?

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