Eggxelent

Irish eggs come with tar and gravel. Really.
A lorry carrying hens swerved off the road yesterday and dropped its load, around 7000 brooding hens. Motorists are now facing slippery conditions as the hens are running loose and laying eggs on the road. Eggslide! Just thought that was a funny excerpt from the newspaper. And think of all those people who are going without that poached egg for breakfast.
Mmm... poached egg *drool*
I have yet to experiment making one. Really hot boiling water stirred quickly and an egg cracked into the middle. Supposed to retain it's shape, if it just breaks up into a yolky goo... you got it wrong.
anyway, if you're in ireland, roam the countryside for some free hens.